HVEM ER MALENE EMILIE SANDSGAARD?

Dear gentle readers, da jeg modtog hans besked fik jeg kaffen galt i halsen, det kunne da ikke passe at selveste V. har fået tilsendt Deep Dive Part 1!? Men jo. Det passede.

Jeg er selvfølgelig ikke n00b, så først skulle jeg bekræfte at V. ikke var en faker, jeg bad ham om at sende et billede med en ske på sit hovede. Og det gjorde han. 😭😂

Kulten:

Hvor VOVER han at gå imod Supreme Leader Sandgaard! How dare he!?

Sandgaard har brug for kulten til at overleve, ingen kult - ingen Sandgaard Live. I kan jo selv regne på hvor ofte i får 69000 kroner på en dag 😭😂 Almindelige mennesker tjener ikke 69000 kroner på en dag, men kult-ledere gør!

Hold da op en omgang. TLDR: Sandgaard og Cia bider hånden som fodre dem, bogstavelig talt.

''Kulten underbygges ofte af historier, der indeholder indslag af overnaturlige eller yderst heroiske hændelser i tilknytning til denne person. Sådanne eksempler tæller blandt andre Mao Zedong, Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, Saparmurat Niyazov, Mobutu Sésé Séko og Josef Stalin.''

Men indtil den dokumentar kommer på tv, kan i glæde jer til PART 3 DEEP DIVE - MALENE SANDGAARD

1. He said to his people, “Look, the people of Israel now outnumber us and are stronger than we are.
   
2. We must make a plan to keep them from growing even more. If we don’t, and if war breaks out, they will join our enemies and fight against us. Then they will escape from the country.”
   
3. So the Egyptians made the Israelites their slaves. They appointed brutal slave drivers over them, hoping to wear them down with crushing labor. They forced them to build the cities of Pithom and Rameses as supply centers(Amazon) for the king.
   
4. But the more the Egyptians oppressed them, the more the Israelites multiplied and spread, and the more alarmed the Egyptians became.
   
5. So the Egyptians worked the people of Israel without mercy.
   
6. They made their lives bitter, forcing them to mix mortar and make bricks and do all the work in the fields. They were ruthless in all their demands.
   
7. Then Pharaoh, the king of Egypt, gave this order to the Hebrew midwives, Shiphrah and Puah:
   

1. But because the midwives feared God, they refused to obey the king’s orders. They allowed the boys to live, too.
   
2. So the king of Egypt called for the midwives. “Why have you done this?” he demanded. “Why have you allowed the boys to live?”
   
3. “The Hebrew women are not like the Egyptian women,” the midwives replied. “They are more vigorous and have their babies so quickly that we cannot get there in time.” (A generation of Self-starters who learned to teach ourselves.)
   
4. So God was good to the midwives, and the Israelites continued to multiply, growing more and more powerful.
   
5. And because the midwives feared God, he gave them families of their own. (Discord groups. APRN group is super intelligent)
   
6. Then Pharaoh gave this order to all his people: “Throw every newborn Hebrew boy into the Nile River. But you may let the girls live.” (Infinite liquidity of the FTDs)
   

1. The woman became pregnant and gave birth to a son. She saw that he was a special baby(Ryan Cohen) and kept him hidden for three months.
   
2. But when she(the internet community) could no longer hide him, she got a basket made of papyrus reeds and waterproofed it with tar and pitch. She put the baby in the basket(A market basket refers to a selection of goods and services that are consistently purchased and sold throughout an economic system. Economists, politicians, and financial analysts use market baskets to track price changes over time and determine inflation levels.) and laid it among the reeds(subreddits discussing the true deep value which was not reflected in the share price) along the bank of the Nile River(largest flow of FTDs.)
   
3. The baby’s sister then stood at a distance, watching to see what would happen to him. (The whole online community watched GME)
   
4. Soon Pharaoh’s daughter came down to bathe in the river, and her attendants walked along the riverbank. When the princess saw the basket among the reeds, she sent her maid to get it for her.
   
5. When the princess opened it, she saw the baby. The little boy was crying, and she felt sorry for him. “This must be one of the Hebrew children,” she said.
   
6. Then the baby’s sister approached the princess. “Should I go and find one of the Hebrew women to nurse the baby for you?” she asked.
   
7. “Yes, do!” the princess replied. So the girl went and called the baby’s mother.
   
8. “Take this baby and nurse him for me,” the princess told the baby’s mother. “I will pay you for your help.” So the woman took her baby home and nursed him.
   
9. Later, when the boy was older, his mother brought him back to Pharaoh’s daughter, who adopted him as her own son. The princess named him Moses, for she explained, “I lifted him out of the water.”
   
10. Many years later, when Moses had grown up, he went out to visit his own people, the Hebrews, and he saw how hard they were forced to work. During his visit, he saw an Egyptian beating one of his fellow Hebrews. (BBBY being destroyed by Tritton, with his Golden Parachute deployed and handing the shareholder value to the short hedge funds)
    
11. After looking in all directions to make sure no one was watching, Moses killed the Egyptian and hid the body in the sand. (Ryan Cohen buys in and writes a letter to the board)
    
12. The next day, when Moses went out to visit his people again, he saw two Hebrew men fighting. “Why are you beating up your friend?” Moses said to the one who had started the fight. (GME purists hating on Bobbies, and AMC, and GME, BBBY, and AMC apes all hating on the red-headed step child meme stock APRN.)
    
13. The man replied, “Who appointed you to be our prince and judge? Are you going to kill me as you killed that Egyptian yesterday?” Then Moses was afraid, thinking, “Everyone knows what I did.” (Bobbies feeling betrayed when RC sold…or supposedly sold.)
    
14. And sure enough, Pharaoh heard what had happened, and he tried to kill Moses. But Moses fled from Pharaoh and went to live in the land of Midian. When Moses arrived in Midian, he sat down beside a well.
    
15. Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters who came as usual to draw water and fill the water troughs for their father’s flocks.
    
16. But some other shepherds came and chased them away. So Moses jumped up and rescued the girls from the shepherds. Then he drew water for their flocks.
    
17. When the girls returned to Reuel, their father, he asked, “Why are you back so soon today?”
    
18. “An Egyptian rescued us from the shepherds,” they answered. “And then he drew water for us and watered our flocks(poor reddit degens).”
    
19. “Then where is he?” their father asked. (Is RC still coming for Baby?) “Why did you leave him there? Invite him to come and eat with us.” (Maybe he didn’t betray us. Maybe selling his shares and Chapter 11 are part of the plan.
    
20. Moses accepted the invitation, and he settled there with him. In time, Reuel gave Moses his daughter Zipporah to be his wife.
    
21. Later she gave birth to a son, and Moses named him Gershom, for he explained, “I have been a foreigner in a foreign land.”
    
22. Years passed, and the king of Egypt died(Finra is pulled into a lawsuit for the corruption that happened during MMTLP). But the Israelites continued to groan under their burden of slavery. (Everyone who was in MMTLP still lost out) They cried out for help, and their cry rose up to God.
    
23. God heard their groaning, and he remembered his covenant promise to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
    
24. He looked down on the people of Israel and knew it was time to act.
    

1. There the angel of the LORD appeared to him in a blazing fire from the middle of a bush. Moses stared in amazement. Though the bush was engulfed in flames, it didn’t burn up. (A tree in dream language is a choice. It is the connection between heaven/the mind and Earth/the heart. Fire is passion, which is the result of an intention from the heart moving to the mind to be framed up logically, and then being put into action. Ryan Cohen made the decision to risk it all to change the stock market to be more transparent and fair.)
   
2. “This is amazing,” Moses said to himself. “Why isn’t that bush burning up?(I did it once with GME, but the passion is still there) I must go see it.(BBBY)”
   
3. When the LORD saw Moses coming to take a closer look, God called to him from the middle of the bush, “Moses! Moses!” “Here I am!” Moses replied.
   
4. “Do not come any closer,” the LORD warned. “Take off your sandals(shoes like any other container are an identity or ego), for you are standing on holy ground. (Doing it out of good conscience rather than to make a name for himself. Shoes also are a barrier to the earth which is the heart.)
   
5. I am the God of your father—the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.” When Moses heard this, he covered his face because he was afraid to look at God. (RC trying to convince himself that he just has “a dark sense of humor” instead of accepting the fact that he is literally Moses saving a whole generation)
   
6. Then the LORD told him, “I have certainly seen the oppression of my people in Egypt. I have heard their cries of distress because of their harsh slave drivers. (Amazon not hiring internally and purposely trying to have high employee turnover) Yes, I am aware of their suffering.(Crushing student debt for degrees that are worthless at interest that is absurd. 16% really? But seriously, really? WTF? Amazon and everyone else including morons like Three Arrows Capital got zero percent interest loans for the last ten years, and now a semester away from graduating and they won’t even give me a loan at 16% when I worked my ass off to pay off all my credit cards?)
   
7. So I have come down to rescue them from the power of the Egyptians and lead them out of Egypt into their own fertile and spacious land. It is a land flowing with milk(altruism eg. Norse myth Auðumbla) and honey(the reward of working together) —the land where the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites now live.
   
8. Look! The cry of the people of Israel has reached me, and I have seen how harshly the Egyptians abuse them.
   
9. Now go, for I am sending you to Pharaoh. You must lead my people Israel out of Egypt.”(a rigged market run by bankers. The same bankers that funded both sides of every war. The same bankers that accepted pillaged money from the Nazis)
   
10. But Moses protested to God, “Who am I to appear before Pharaoh? Who am I to lead the people of Israel out of Egypt?”
    
11. God answered, “I will be with you. And this is your sign that I am the one who has sent you: When you have brought the people out of Egypt, you will worship God at this very mountain.” Mountain spring water bottle shaped MOASS)
    
12. But Moses protested, “If I go to the people of Israel and tell them, ‘The God of your ancestors has sent me to you,’ they will ask me, ‘What is his name?’ Then what should I tell them?”
    
13. God replied to Moses, “ I Am Who I Am. (The share price should be what it is, which should be the result of price discovery.) Say this to the people of Israel: I Am has sent me to you.”
    
14. God also said to Moses, “Say this to the people of Israel: Yahweh(Yolo All Hard Work Earnings Hedonistically), the God of your ancestors—the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob—has sent me to you. This is my eternal name, my name to remember for all generations.
    
15. “Now go and call together all the elders of Israel.(The DD writers and Shit-posters of reddit) Tell them, ‘Yahweh, the God of your ancestors—the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob—has appeared to me. He told me, “I have been watching closely, and I see how the Egyptians are treating you.
    
16. I have promised to rescue you from your oppression in Egypt. I will lead you to a land flowing with milk and honey—the land where the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites now live.”’
    
17. “The elders of Israel will accept your message. Then you and the elders must go to the king of Egypt and tell him, ‘The LORD, the God of the Hebrews, has met with us. So please let us take a three-day journey into the wilderness to offer sacrifices to the LORD, our God.
    
18. “But I know that the king of Egypt will not let you go unless a mighty hand forces him. (Pulte)
    
19. And I will cause the Egyptians to look favorably on you. They will give you gifts when you go so you will not leave empty-handed. (Shareholders will not get rekted)
    
20. Every Israelite woman will ask for articles of silver and gold and fine clothing from her Egyptian neighbors and from the foreign women in their houses. You will dress your sons and daughters with these, stripping the Egyptians of their wealth.” (Wealth transfer from the soulless banks and hedge funds to the loyal retail investors.)
    

1. Then the LORD asked him, “What is that in your hand?” “A shepherd’s staff,” Moses replied. (In dream language a staff is the same as the trunk of the tree or a magic wand which represents the connection between the heart and the mind, the yin and the yang, which is the will power. RC in the GMEDD interview “chewy almost killed me…but I can’t stop” Because as Jesus said, “I know my sheep and my sheep know me, and I would give my life for them. John 6:39 “And this is the will of God, that I should not lose even one of all those he has given me, but that I should raise them up at the last day.” Ryan Cohen’s tweet May 11, 2023 “Give me liberty or give me death! Unless there is a 99% recovery[of shareholder value])
   
2. “Throw it down on the ground,”(let it go to OTC) the LORD told him. So Moses threw down the staff, and it turned into a snake! Moses jumped back. (RC seemed to be out completely from BBBY)
   
3. Then the LORD told him, “Reach out and grab its tail.” So Moses reached out and grabbed it, and it turned back into a shepherd’s staff in his hand. (Catch BBBY at the tail end of its existence. Matthew 20 parable of the 11th hour)
   
4. “Perform this sign,” the LORD told him. “Then they will believe that the LORD, the God of their ancestors—the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob—really has appeared to you.”
   
5. Then the LORD said to Moses, “Now put your hand inside your cloak.” So Moses put his hand inside his cloak, and when he took it out again, his hand was white as snow with a severe skin disease. (IEP share price going down)
   
6. “Now put your hand back into your cloak,” the LORD said. So Moses put his hand back in, and when he took it out again, it was as healthy as the rest of his body. (IEP share price recovering)
   
7. The LORD said to Moses, “If they do not believe you and are not convinced by the first miraculous sign, they will be convinced by the second sign.
   
8. And if they don’t believe you or listen to you even after these two signs, then take some water from the Nile River and pour it out on the dry ground. When you do, the water from the Nile will turn to blood on the ground.”(In dream language blood is a promise or a covenant. The Nile is the FTDs. Blood is the Apes buying up the float(dry ground) and diamond-handing with a covenant for Lambos or food stamps.)
   
9. But Moses pleaded with the LORD, “O Lord, I’m not very good with words. I never have been, and I’m not now, even though you have spoken to me. I get tongue-tied, and my words get tangled.” (RC with the SEC watching what he says like a hawk despite turning a blind eye to literally everything else in the financial world.)
   
10. Then the LORD asked Moses, “Who makes a person’s mouth? Who decides whether people speak or do not speak, hear or do not hear, see or do not see? Is it not I, the LORD?
    
11. Now go! I will be with you as you speak, and I will instruct you in what to say.”
    
12. But he said, “Oh, my Lord, please send someone else.”
    
13. Then the LORD became angry with Moses. “All right,” he said. “What about your brother, Aaron(Pulte) the Levite? I know he speaks well. And look! He is on his way to meet you now. He will be delighted to see you.
    
14. Talk to him, and put the words in his mouth. I will be with both of you as you speak, and I will instruct you both in what to do.
    
15. Aaron will be your spokesman to the people. He will be your mouthpiece, and you will stand in the place of God for him, telling him what to say.
    
16. And take your shepherd’s staff with you, and use it to perform the miraculous signs I have shown you.”
    
17. So Moses went back home to Jethro, his father-in-law. “Please let me return to my relatives in Egypt,” Moses said. “I don’t even know if they are still alive.”(still hodling and averaging down) “Go in peace,” Jethro(Carl) replied.
    
18. Before Moses left Midian, the LORD said to him, “Return to Egypt, for all those who wanted to kill you have died.” (Tritton is gone although the selfish bastard is still trying to pillage a severance he in no way deserves)
    
19. So Moses took his wife and sons, put them on a donkey(the most stubborn animal), and headed back to the land of Egypt. In his hand he carried the staff of God.
    
20. And the LORD told Moses, “When you arrive back in Egypt, go to Pharaoh and perform all the miracles I have empowered you to do. But I will harden his heart so he will refuse to let the people go. (God will convince wall street to max out the short interest and dig their own grave.)
    
21. Then you will tell him, ‘This is what the LORD says: Israel is my firstborn son. (Banks can only exist when people work hard and actually create value, and so it doesn’t make sense for banks to destroy value and think that they are getting richer. You are literally cutting the branch you are standing on. Besides a convenient entry into world war 2, some successful coups and probably more exploitation than I want to think about, the American Dollar was built on blood sweat and tears of the hard working class.)
    
22. I commanded you, “Let my son go, so he can worship me.” But since you have refused, I will now kill your firstborn son!’” (You gave big businesses zero percent interest for a decade and now you want to raise interest rates which only affects middle and lower class, and consolidates the power in the few big banks? Fine, we will continue to buy the stock market and let inflation run. You love your dollar so much, well we are crazy regards, and we are fine sleeping in our cars and literally dumping every penny into the stock market, which makes inflation look bad. We know who is really scared of the bubble popping or inflation getting out of control, and it isn’t us.)
    
23. On the way to Egypt, at a place where Moses and his family had stopped for the night, the LORD confronted him and was about to kill him.
    
24. But Moses’ wife, Zipporah, took a flint knife(small sword of truth) and circumcised(exposed logically the sensitive part of the mind) her son. She touched his feet(direction in life) with the foreskin(sacrifice) and said, “Now you are a bridegroom(integrated) of blood to me.”
    
25. (When she said “a bridegroom of blood,” she was referring to the circumcision.) After that, the LORD left him alone.
    
26. Now the LORD had said to Aaron, “Go out into the wilderness to meet Moses.” So Aaron went and met Moses at the mountain of God, and he embraced him.
    
27. Moses then told Aaron everything the LORD had commanded him to say. And he told him about the miraculous signs the LORD had commanded him to perform. (This is completely figurative, RC and Pulte are not colluding to manipulate the market. Any investment that overlaps between Pulte and RC is just because the deep fucking value RC brings to the table is obvious.)
    
28. Then Moses and Aaron returned to Egypt and called all the elders of Israel together.
    
29. Aaron told them everything the LORD had told Moses, and Moses performed the miraculous signs as they watched.
    
30. Then the people of Israel were convinced that the LORD had sent Moses and Aaron. When they heard that the LORD was concerned about them and had seen their misery, they bowed down and worshiped. (Wor-ship: Wor = worth. Ship = to make. Worship means to add value to something of value not to just claim to care about it.)
    

1. “Is that so?” retorted Pharaoh. “And who is the LORD?(truth) Why should I listen to him and let Israel go? I don’t know the LORD, and I will not let Israel(Retail investors) go.”
   
2. But Aaron and Moses persisted. “The God of the Hebrews has met with us,” they declared. “So let us take a three-day journey into the wilderness so we can offer sacrifices to the LORD our God. If we don’t, he will kill us with a plague or with the sword.” (We have dreams and no capital to act on them. Literally what Theranos claimed to have done has already actually been done and hasn’t because of a 100k start up cost.)
   
3. Pharaoh replied, “Moses and Aaron, why are you distracting the people from their tasks? Get back to work!
   
4. Look, there are many of your people in the land, and you are stopping them from their work.” (more apes gathering and degenerately throwing their hard earned money into bbby)
   
5. That same day Pharaoh sent this order to the Egyptian slave drivers and the Israelite foremen:
   
6. “Do not supply any more straw for making bricks. Make the people get it themselves! “In dream symbolism grass is like hair, it represents naiveness. Bricks are wisdom. The strength of the wisdom comes from looking into your own naiveness. Wall street keeps clear answers from the public about what actually goes on behind the scenes at wall street. Like waiting to use the word “receivership when talking about FRC until Sunday night so that they could halt trading and then give the shareholders nothing despite tens of billions of dollars of value went to JPM. My naiveness of knowing that someone like JPM would want the high-end clients of FRC was eclipsed by the limitless corruption. I felt like a genius catching the bounce from $2 to $2.40 right before it got halted. Well, wisdom isn’t free, and I don’t regret it. I should have l guessed who the buyer would be and known they weren’t interested in shareholders. That is why I feel more confident in RC.)
   
7. But still require them to make the same number of bricks as before. Don’t reduce the quota. They are lazy. That’s why they are crying out, ‘Let us go and offer sacrifices to our God.’ (Yes, have them running their own business which has nothing to do with their useless medical degree, so they can do their biotech invention, but they need to multiply their capital in the stock market, so they are trying to learn enough to beat the algos which control everything.)
   
8. Make the work harder on the men so they will be occupied and pay no attention to these lies.” (the generation before us was so busy breaking their backs building the country, that they didn’t have time to figure out how the stock market worked. How did retirement funds thank them?)
   
9. So the slave drivers and foremen went out and told the people: “This is what Pharaoh says: I will not provide any more straw for you.
   
10. Go and get it yourselves. Find it wherever you can. But you must produce just as many bricks as before!”
    
11. So the people scattered throughout the land of Egypt in search of stubble(high risk high reward beat down companies) to use as straw.
    
12. Meanwhile, the Egyptian slave drivers continued to push hard. “Meet your daily quota of bricks, just as you did when we provided you with straw!” they demanded.
    
13. Then they whipped the Israelite foremen they had put in charge of the work crews. “Why haven’t you met your quotas either yesterday or today?” they demanded.
    
14. So the Israelite foremen went to Pharaoh and pleaded with him. “Please don’t treat your servants like this,” they begged.
    
15. “We are given no straw, but the slave drivers still demand, ‘Make bricks!’ We are being beaten, but it isn’t our fault! Your own people are to blame!”
    
16. But Pharaoh shouted, “You’re just lazy! Lazy! That’s why you’re saying, ‘Let us go and offer sacrifices to the LORD.’
    
17. Now get back to work! No straw will be given to you, but you must still produce the full quota of bricks.”
    
18. The Israelite foremen could see that they were in serious trouble when they were told, “You must not reduce the number of bricks you make each day.”
    
19. As they left Pharaoh’s court, they confronted Moses and Aaron, who were waiting outside for them.
    
20. The foremen said to them, “May the LORD judge and punish you for making us stink before Pharaoh and his officials. You have put a sword into their hands, an excuse to kill us!”
    
21. Then Moses went back to the LORD and protested, “Why have you brought all this trouble on your own people, Lord? Why did you send me?
    
22. Ever since I came to Pharaoh as your spokesman, he has been even more brutal to your people. And you have done nothing to rescue them!”
    

1. And God said to Moses, “I am Yahweh—‘the LORD.’ (Yolo All Hard Worked-for Earnings Hedonistically NFA)
   
2. I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob as El-Shaddai—‘God Almighty’—but I did not reveal my name, Yahweh, to them.
   
3. And I reaffirmed my covenant with them. Under its terms, I promised to give them the land of Canaan, where they were living as foreigners.
   
4. You can be sure that I have heard the groans of the people of Israel, who are now slaves to the Egyptians. And I am well aware of my covenant with them.
   
5. “Therefore, say to the people of Israel: ‘I am the LORD. I will free you from your oppression and will rescue you from your slavery in Egypt. I will redeem you with a powerful arm and great acts of judgment.
   
6. I will claim you as my own people, and I will be your God. Then you will know that I am the LORD your God who has freed you from your oppression in Egypt.
   
7. I will bring you into the land I swore to give to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. I will give it to you as your very own possession. I am the LORD!’”